Oh, beautiful day. I’d call it perfect but it’s missing something don’t you think. Ah, there it is this morning just wasn’t complete until your first cup of coffee. There’s nothing quite like a steaming cup full of an addictive drug in the morning. I’m Roger and I’d love to tell you about Horton brand warm addictive brown stuff please enjoy this footage of velvety smooth beans followed by a well-shot close-up of a hot brown liquid.
That’s brewed by mixing heated water with the roasted smashed-up seeds of a flowering shrub native to southern Africa and tropical Asia. I only showed you that to remind you desperately need your fix. How could you forget you see these small brown seeds are a naturally occurring source of the world’s most widely consumed stimulant caffeine. While most brain altering substances are outlawed or at least tightly controlled by the government this entirely legal psychoactive drug is enjoyed by basically every person you know on a daily basis. Completely unrestricted and with zero cultural stigma. In fact, it’s openly celebrated by your friends family and morning television personalities.
Smells so good I can’t wait to add flavors and sweetener to distract from the natural flavor of this thing I claim to love and not be addicted to. I do like it it’s just that two sugars and that hazelnut creamer make it creamer.